One Step Closer to Super-Human Status
Friday, September 14th, 2007
Powerade’s King James, by Greg Horn - Check out his site at http://www.greghornjudge.com
Source: Yahoo! Sports
Fellow Cavaliers’ fans.
Forget about free agency. Forget about adding an all-star on our team to compliment LeBron James. With his new 20/15 vision, LBJ is now the Tiger Woods of the NBA, minus the golf sticks, of course.
Yes, it would be cool if he can take out some golf sticks and whack some of the most annoying basketball players in the league right now, i.e., Rasheed Wallace and that Starbury guy. That dude is a serious joke.
You can’t get any worse than that. The two of those guys combined make Allen Iverson & Ron Artest both look good. Well, Iverson and Artest aren’t annoying like those two. Thumbs up to them for not carrying such personalities.
So James was in Beverly Hills, California last week and underwent Lasik eye surgery with Dr. Kerry K. Assil, who is a renowned eye surgeon that have done that same procedure on many celebrities, including fellow basketball star, Richard “Rip” Hamilton.
With this new acquired skill, LeBron James has a greater chance to take us to the promise land, even if we don’t add any high profile player. We probably don’t even need them anymore. They’ll just bring more controversy onto this team thinking that because they have more experience than King James, they should be the “man” on the team. Don’t count on that. LeBron James is the “man” on this team. He is this team’s captain and franchise player. He is doing everything to improve himself, even though our GM, Danny Ferry is not bringing in anyone to provide him with that extra boost of support. You got to love the motivation that James bring to this team. I am inspired by his strong will to continue pursuing this Championship title, no matter what obstacles may lie ahead.
Go Team Cavaliers!